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[MissyS]

When I was little I had this joke - i thought it was darn hilarious!!

Why do grannies have wheels on their rocking chairs?

So they can rock & roll



Now you can laugh that I use to think it was so funny I nearly piddled my pants rather thanlaugh at the joke!!!

[MissyS]

A guy walks into a bar that had a sign at the head of it stating, "£500 to anyone who can make my horse laugh." The guy walks up to the bartender and asks, "where's the horse?". The bartender takes him to the back room closes the door and waits for the results. Five minutes later, everyone in the bar hears the horse laughing hysterically. The man comes out, has a few shots and collects his £500 and leaves.

A week later, the same man walks into the same bar and sees the same sign with one change, instead of the the word laugh, the sign now read, "£500 to anyone who can make my horse cry. The man walks up to the bartender and asks, "Where's the horse?" The bartender takes him to the same back room, leaves the man there and goes back to the bar. Five minutes later, everyone in the bar hears the horse sobbing uncontrollably.

The man comes out to collect and the bartender asks, "Hey wait a second buddy, before I pay you, you have to tell us what you did to make my horse laugh last week and now cry today!"

The guy says, "Sure, I can do that. Last week I told your horse that my johnson was bigger than his. Today, I showed him it was true."

The man had a few shots, picked up his £500 and left!

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Admit to copying this off another site because I couldn't quite remember the joke fully & the one I heard was a 'bucket of money'