Originally Posted by Cefca 
And that one is my fave film so deserved a new smiley! Share a laugh thread...
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- 02-20-2007 05:06 PM #11FrugallerFrugaller Administrator
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Originally Posted by Cefca And that one is my fave film so deserved a new smiley!
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- 02-20-2007 05:07 PM #12MissySGuest
^^ Thats so funny!!
- 02-20-2007 05:13 PM #13FrugallerFrugaller Administrator
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You wanted one, we gave you more than one.ENTER FRUGALLER FORUM COMPETITION NOW, BEFORE ALL NUMBERS ARE GONE!!!
- 02-20-2007 06:16 PM #14MissySGuest
they are cool
- 02-20-2007 10:38 PM #15andy4466ukTop Ranked Frugaller - One of the Elite!
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i thought this was abominable -
iwas walking the dogs earlier and i saw a farmer feeding his well hung cow dynamite.
think about it!
on another note
apparently this is funny!
tho i fail to see it myself
The Welsh Spy
Not long after the Cold War began, it so happened that a socialist Welshman - John Jones by name - was in London. He happened to be sitting in a park one day when a man in a trench coat came and sat beside him.
- Voud you be interested in spying on ze Briddish? asked the stranger in a thick Russian accent.
- "Sure I would, boyo", said John Jones cheerfully. "For we Welsh have been oppressed for years. I'm on your side!"
- Very well... Ze password vill be, "Ze geese fly high over ze frozen pond while ze sun shines." Got that?
- "Right you are", says John. '"Ze geese fly high over ze frozen pond while ze sun shines. What do I have to do now?"
- Nuzzing for ze moment... Ve vill activate you ven ve haf need of you. It may be a year, it may be 10 years, but ve vill. Vill you be ready? You vill remember ze password?
- "I will", said John eagerly, and returned to his small home village in Wales.
Although John waited eagerly, the call never came.
Ten years, twenty, thirty ... until 1999, when a command came from the Russian HQ to activate agent John Jones immediately. A Russian agent headed for the little village where John Jones lived, only to find there were 300 John Joneses listed for the area. He scratched his head and decided that he would go to the local pub and try the password until he found his man.
So, the Russian agent headed off to the local pub and ordered a pint of beer. He saw a man standing alone at one end of the counter, and thought he might as well begin. He sidled across to the solitary drinker, watching the crowd about him with cautious eyes.
- Nice evening, said the Russian.
- "Yes", said the drinker.
- Is your name Jones? asked the Russian.
- "Yes", said the drinker.
- Funny, isn't it, said the Russian agent, the geese fly high over the wintry pond while the sun shines.
The drinker tossed back his beer and said:
- "It's not me you'll be wanting. You want Jones the spy, over by the window".
and
Women vs Men
1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and S****py.
2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3. MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
6. CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
my final thought - i just bought a tin of Dulux "1coat gloss" - why do the instructions on the tin say "leave 16 hours between coats?"
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i thought this was abominable -
iwas walking the dogs earlier and i saw a farmer feeding his well hung cow dynamite.
I really can't work this one out. Can anyone help me? ENTER FRUGALLER FORUM COMPETITION NOW, BEFORE ALL NUMBERS ARE GONE!!!
- 02-21-2007 09:54 AM #17andy4466ukTop Ranked Frugaller - One of the Elite!
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a bomb in a bull
- 02-21-2007 09:55 AM #18FrugallerFrugaller Administrator
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- 02-21-2007 11:43 AM #19SexyEmA Frugaller who's really getting well known
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i still dont get it?! Originally Posted by andy4466uk
- 02-21-2007 02:13 PM #20CefcaTop Ranked Frugaller - One of the Elite!
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Say abominable out loud. Originally Posted by SexyEm
Then say 'A bomb in a bull' out loud quickly.
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