Roll up roll up!

Gordon Brown is setting out proposals to reduce the rising budget deficit by raising £16bn from the sale of assets.

1/ If we don't need these assets, why do we have them in the first place?

2/ Who would anybody want them unless there's a load of money to make from it? (In which case why not keep them).

3/ Our public deficit in August alone was £16.1 Billion!!! If he raises 16bn in this car boot sale, what will he sell for September's deficit!? Buckingham Palace? A nuclear sub?

The future's not Orange folks, it's Brown!