Burnley 1 - Man U 0

Looks like the loss of Ronaldo is hurting already. They're so lacking a wide player it's untrue.

Becks is gagging to get back to Europe. It's a long shot, but I wonder if he could do a job for them, even for just one season?

I expect he's going to leave the states, it sounds like he's making as much trouble there as possible so they'll love to see the back of him.

The marketing revenue will more than pay his wages.

Could Beckham be returing to Manchester Utd?

Hmmmmmmm, funnier things have happened before.

Anybody give me odds of 10 - 1? I wonder if Paddy Power would?